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6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to sleep.
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Your potted plants stay alive.
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You hear your favorite song on an elevator.
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Over 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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Grocery lists are longer than macaroni & cheese, diet Pepsi & Ho-Ho's.
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You actually eat breakfast foods at breakfast time.
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You carry an umbrella. You watch the Weather Channel.
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You go from 130 days of vacation time to 7.
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Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
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You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
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You're the one calling the police because those darn kids next door don't know how to turn down the stereo.
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Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt
