The
Flying Nun
A
police officer pulled over a nun driving a car, and said,
'Ma'am, you're driving too slow, could you please drive
faster?" And the nun says, 'Oh, I saw the sign with the
"21" and assumed the speed limit was 21."
The officer
explains: 'No ma'am, the speed limit is 65, the highway
is 21." Then the police officer looks in the back and see
the other 2 nuns shaking like leaves.
"Excuse me,
Sister, but what's wrong with those 2?" "Oh, that's
because we just got off Highway 145."