April Fools Quotes

He who is born a fool is never cured. 
Proverb

Let us be thankful for the fools.
  But for them the rest of us
could not succeed. 
Mark Twain

If every fool wore a crown,
we should all be kings. 
Welsh Proverb

I hope life isn't a big joke,
because I don't get it. 
Jack Handey

We're fools whether we dance or not,
so we might as well dance. 
Japanese Proverb


You can fool all the people some of the time,
and some of the people all the time,
but you cannot fool
all the people all the time. 
Abraham Lincoln

The trouble with practical jokes is that
very often they get elected. 
Will Rogers

A man always blames the woman
who fools him. In the same way he blames the door he walks into in the dark. 
Henry Louis Mencken

A common mistake that people make
when trying to design something
completely fool proof is to
underestimate the ingenuity
of complete fools.
Douglas Adams

 

 

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