10.) "Here's a quarter. Don't spend it all in one place."

9.) "Back in my day...."

8.) "Talk into my good ear."

7.) "I'm no spring chicken ya know."

6.) "Sure....have all the candy you want."

5.) "Young whipper snapper!" (or "Young punks!")

4.) "I used to walk 10 miles in the snow to school every day!"

3.) "Grab the dog....he's got my dentures."

2.) "Aah!! Fiddlesticks!!!!"

And the number one thing that grandpa's say is:

1.) "Your mom and dad won't mind."